Episode 8: I don't have a Mr. Big, I have a Mr. Rude

Mr. Rude: Conversation starts normal. And then we hit the creepy button - "I just love your boobs. It's so big."

Episode 7: What a way to open a new week!

Not sure how your week started, but this may have been mine...

The Ghost: He tells me I'm gorgeous, stunning, and adorable. Finally, a man with impeccable taste! He lives in St. Augustine and tells me he's eager to date me and wants to meet. By the time I see the message, Mr. Ghost has disabled his account. This can only mean there was a massive earthquake that only took out St. Augustine. Surely someone so eager to bask in the glory of my company wouldn't message me and then disappear. Goodbye, my love. We shall meet in the afterlife.

Episode 6: The Saga Continues...

It's time to continue the saga of Le Chef.  I never did meet him or contact him again.  And then I found out the truth...

Episode 5: The Saga of Le Chef

Le Chef sent me a normal message and I responded. I actually gave him my number and then he screwed up. How, you ask? Well...