Episode 12: Are we having fun yet???

Online dating feels like shopping at a thrift store.  Everything is cheap, used or damaged, but you still hold out hope to find that gem!

Mr. Man of Few Words: His message was, and I quote, "WOW." 

That's it. I assume he meant Wow, what's a smart, attractive woman like you doing on a site like this? I can get into the strong silent type but you're going to need to expand the vocabulary a little bit, mkay?  Maybe I can get him Hooked on Phonics for our one week anniversary and he can write me a love letter for our second week anniversary.  You all celebrate relationships on a week by week basis, right??? 

Episode 11: I don’t like you, you don’t like me, let’s live our lives separately…

You totally sang that title, didn’t you?  The song is stuck in your head, isn’t it?  You’re welcome.

Mr. Gamer: He seemed like a decent guy, so we went on a date. Which ended up being more like an interview. Do you want me to send you an application to date me? I can do that. Also, if part of your ethnicity includes being Arabic, you should probably learn how to spell it. Here, I'll help. It's Lebanese, not Lebonase.

Episode 10: Is your kid coming on our date?

One recent morning, I awoke to a new message. Let's calls him "Are You Flipping Insane???" or AYFI for short.

Episode 9: The X-Rated Edition

Mr. Disgusting: His message was sexually explicit complete with added letters to certain words for effect. Explicit as in he offered to...perform....some, uh, "services" to a certain part of my anatomy.  After I scrubbed myself with a Brillo pad and bleach, he was blocked.