Episode 26: Not the Brightest Crayon

Ermagherd.  Now listen, I don't profess to be a genius, but I am smarter than the average bear.  And I need to date someone who has some brains otherwise they won't get my smartass jokes and I'll be laughing and they'll be sitting there all awkward with a blank stare on their face.  

Episode 25: Revenge of the Dick Pic

Well, ladies and gentlemen, I'm sad to say my streak of avoiding unsolicited dick pics has been broken.  Thanks, Paul.  Now I have to reset my "It's been ____ days since I've been sent a dick pic." sign.

Episode 24: I think I almost got engaged...

So let me tell you about Sean.  Sean messaged me and is apparently one of those guys who knows what he wants and goes after it when he finds it.  A few days ago, I was his target. Alas, the warning bells went off and I told Sean to move along.  Let me share with you the lovely messages I received...

Episode 23: Mr. Poet Returns

Yet another gem from Mr. Poet.  We're getting more background information so I can complete my profile and turn it over to Criminal Minds.