Episode 19: That's your best line?

I'm seeing a pattern of men using the same line over and over.  Apparently it must work at least some of the time or they'd find something else to try.

Mr. Polygamist:  Hi most people hate when guys lie and have hidden agenda so I'll get straight to the point can you marry me
Me: So you're a bigamist? Because it looks like you've asked many women to marry you today.
Mr. Polygamist: No not true at all.
Me: Oh, so just me and my friend then?
Mr. Polygamist: Lol this is true actually only message 3 people honestly.

Episode 18: Your emotional baggage is showing.

I wonder if therapists ever go online dating.  It's a treasure trove of dysfunction and  probably a therapist's dream.  Sometimes people make it really easy to see the hangups and issues they're toting around from a previous relationship.  
Let's first meet Mr. Hungstud.  The information we can glean from his name indicates he likes rope and horses.  No, that's not it.  He likes ladders and poker?  Oh, hung, not rung.  Wait!  I've got it!  He drives a really flashy sports car!  Right?? Right??  I'm totally right.