I'm seeing a pattern of men using the same line over and over. Apparently it must work at least some of the time or they'd find something else to try.
Mr. Polygamist: Hi most people hate when guys lie and have hidden agenda so I'll get straight to the point can you marry me
Me: So you're a bigamist? Because it looks like you've asked many women to marry you today.
Mr. Polygamist: No not true at all.
Me: Oh, so just me and my friend then?
Mr. Polygamist: Lol this is true actually only message 3 people honestly.
Dear Mr. Polygamist: Did you really think I didn't know you sent the same message to multiple women? My girlfriends send me their dating stories as helpful fodder for this site. I guess you just have awesome luck that 2 of the 3 women you proposed to were me and a friend. Thanks for the proposal but I'm not really into the whole sister wives thing. Or accepting marriage proposals from men whose name I don't ever care to know. Maybe the third message ended better than the other two.
Mr. Army Man: His message started normal. Gave me his name, tells me he's in the Army, and says he protects human life and state property and is looking for a caring, loving, honest, and understanding woman.
Dear Mr. Army Man: Thanks for the Webster definition of your role in the Army. I kinda live in a military town and have to say I've never heard of that particular MOS. Makes me wonder what the hell kind of people you're chatting with if they don't know what the Army is. But before I could respond, you deleted your profile. Farewell, my Army love! I'll think of you fondly.
Mr. Totally Lying About His Age: Hi, I saw your profile, interested, can you send me mail so, that we can get know more. I am looking for a relationship even casual dating, let us see how it's going to pan out so, drop me a line or two bye
Dear Mr. TLAHA: We'll just ignore your improper grammar and lack of punctuation. But seriously, dude, don't lie. If you're 50, then I'm 21. You're wearing sunglasses in your profile picture. It doesn't make you look cool. More like you're trying to hide some crows feet.
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