Episode 23: Mr. Poet Returns

Yet another gem from Mr. Poet.  We're getting more background information so I can complete my profile and turn it over to Criminal Minds.



Hello, Precious !
It is important to me that you belief in God and Jesus !!!
I am an Interdenominational Christian. Note, I am Not a Saint !
I have not been going to Church, yet I will be there with you, as I do not like to go alone.
Yes, I am still searching to be Loved and to give Love to you in a relationship that never ends.
 
I am 3/4 Irish and 1/4 American Indian. My genes have been traced back to Ireland and South east Asia.
 
Must be Sensual, Sensuous, Erotic, Passionate, compassionate and Alone, who wants/needs an honest trustworthy dependable Lonely Gentleman to live, work and go though life with side by side.
 
I never cheated on my Ex-wife or girl friend and surely would not cheat on you ! ! !
The Day I look into your lovely eyes and tell you "I Love you and need no other" Is the day you know I truly feel it !
 
I hope & Pray you will be able to say & feel the same ! It will be a joining of Souls and Hearts between us in the sight of God. I Pray we can meet and find the Love we have waited so long for, Amen !
 
I Like Kissing very much.
Cuddling and Kissing is a huge part of a relationship !
There should be a lot of Loving each other in all ways
With Heart, Soul and body !
I enjoy being inside as well as outside as long as we are together for being together is what makes us grow as a couple. All though absents makes the heart grow fonder.
I see this as a new beginning and what a Real relationship should be.
Must be a Non-Smoker of everything ! Only Med's from your Doctor !
Social Drinking, Ok.
Must be Commutable Disease Free as I am !
If you enjoy Church I will go with you as I dislike going alone.
I look forward to having a happy life with you !
I really would like to see you, Precious One ! You are a very beautiful person !
Hope we meet in-person soon !
Darling, I have sorely missed you in my life, for all my life and even much worse the last 13 years.
I am totally alone without you.
Thank you so much for your time and interest in reading this ! (if u made it this far)
 
We will be in each others arms soon, Lord willing.
 
May God Be With Thee !
Love Always, Mr. Poet
XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX's & OOOOOOOOOOOOO's 

Dear Mr. Poet:

Thank you for your note.  Since you've shared a lot of information with me, let me do the same.  I'm 1/2 Martha Stewart, 1/4 Unique Unicorn, and 1/4Professional Bitch.  My genes have been traced back to a hospital in the middle of the bluegrass state.  Thank you for not being a cheater.  That would make me mad and then you'd miss all your stuff after I set it on fire in an act of vengeance.  I also am a fan of kissing.  But only if you have nice breath and aren't a messy kisser.   No one likes a slobbery kisser, Mr. Poet.  I do have a questions about the only "Med's from your Doctor!" requirement.  Are we counting over the counter stuff here?  Because Excedrin Migraine is magical when I have a headache and I'm not sure you're worth me giving that up.  Also, I see you've already assigned me the pet name of "Precious One."  Is that negotiable?  Because I'm totally seeing Gollum calling me Precious One and it's not doing much for your chances right now, buddy.   Hope to hear back from you soon!

Cuddles & Snuggles,
Salaciously Single