Brazilian Dude: Many moons ago I scheduled a date with BD. After playing cat and mouse via text, we finally met late at night at a local restaurant. He texted me when he arrived and I told him where I was and waited. And waited a little more. He drove by and called me and asked where I parked, so I told him. And then the kicker: he then tells me he sees his ex girlfriend's car in the lot and doesn't want to come inside. According to him, he broke it off and she really was into him but he doesn't want drama.
Dear Brazilian Dude: I know you were a little surprised when I bailed on you...like any self respecting woman would. You see your "ex-girlfriend's" car? Yeah, so you mean, your current girlfriend is there and she doesn't know you're trolling the internet for dates? I was amused at the immediate text asking why I didn't like you. Do you need a list? 1. You never exited your car. 2. Don't pull up to me as I'm leaving and chat through your window. This is not a dating drive thru. McDonalds is around the corner, mkay? 3. You have a freakishly large head. Seriously, not sure how your pictures camouflaged that.
And now the kicker. Months and months later I'm waiting for a hearing and I see someone who looks vaguely familiar. He is kind of staring at me so I guess he thinks he knows me too. A few minutes later I realize it's Brazillian Dude. The freakishly large head refreshed my memory. And guess what? Looks like he's headed into a child support hearing. I start laughing and he gets called back for his hearing. I guess he and the ex-girlfriend will be in each others lives for many, many more years.
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