Thursday, February 18, 2016

Episode 2 - Huggies vs. Pampers

Diaper Dude.  I chatted with this one many moons ago, when I was but a wee lass that decided to dip a toe into online dating.  What’s the number one thing you learn as you age?  Believe people when they tell you things about themselves.  Like Diaper Dude here.  His username included a brand of diapers.  I thought it was a joke.  Boy, oh boy, was I wrong.  Thought our limited discussions, I found out he wore diapers.  He said he had to and kind of liked it and he thought I was okay with the situation.  My friends told me I was an idiot when I relayed this story.


Dear Diaper Dude:  I apologize for my accidental interest.  I didn’t spurn your romantic attention because I was young and naive and thought your username was a joke.  I’m sorry you  have a condition that forces you to use a diaper, however my lack of radio silence was not, in fact, tacit approval and acceptance of your diaper fetish.  I wish you the best of luck in your search for love.  Is there a fetish site for diapers?  Free wipes with a six month membership?  We’ve got one for the older dating crowd, ones for different ethnicities, different religions, heck - even farmers have their own site!  What I’m trying to say, Diaper Dude, is we need to part ways and never, ever chat again.

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