Diaper Dude. I chatted with this one many moons ago, when I was but a wee lass that decided to dip a toe into online dating. What’s the number one thing you learn as you age? Believe people when they tell you things about themselves. Like Diaper Dude here. His username included a brand of diapers. I thought it was a joke. Boy, oh boy, was I wrong. Thought our limited discussions, I found out he wore diapers. He said he had to and kind of liked it and he thought I was okay with the situation. My friends told me I was an idiot when I relayed this story.
Dear Diaper Dude: I apologize for my accidental interest. I didn’t spurn your romantic attention because I was young and naive and thought your username was a joke. I’m sorry you have a condition that forces you to use a diaper, however my lack of radio silence was not, in fact, tacit approval and acceptance of your diaper fetish. I wish you the best of luck in your search for love. Is there a fetish site for diapers? Free wipes with a six month membership? We’ve got one for the older dating crowd, ones for different ethnicities, different religions, heck - even farmers have their own site! What I’m trying to say, Diaper Dude, is we need to part ways and never, ever chat again.
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