Okay, I'm not really on a boat. But I totally dated T-Pain. Well, not really. But my version of T-Pain has a boat. He loves his boat. And most of his profile pictures are of him on a boat. Now T-Pain is a date that has lingered. Ya see, what had happened was T-Pain and I tried to coordinate a meet for about a month. I wasn't super interested so didn't take special effort to make the time. Then we actually set a meeting but he totally flaked on me. I wrote him off, but he apologized sincerely. My life was a tornado at that point, so no second meeting was immediately scheduled. One evening T-Pain was texting me trying to make plans. Like instantaneous plans. As in, he went from texting to asking me to get in my car and meet him somewhere. Yeah, I require planning before entering into a stranger/danger situation. Someone's gotta know where I am so they can call the cops should I end up on your boat walking the plank. I'm all down for spontaneity with people I know. And have met. And I know their last name.
But the story of T-Pain doesn't end there. We did eventually find a time to meet. At the mall. Yeah, it was kind of like a middle school flashback. And my friend gave me appropriate crap telling me I'm better than the mall. T-Pain was seemingly normal and not creepy so we started dating. It lasted for about 6 weeks before I ended it. He was nice, we had a good time, but I just wasn’t getting those romance feelings. You know what I mean, right? That person is on your mind, you talk almost every day, maybe get some flutters from a kiss. I wasn’t getting any of that. And, unfortunately, I think he may have been. So I was honest and told T-Pain that he’s a nice guy, I enjoy spending time with him, but don’t see a relationship in our future. I felt bad, but honesty is the best policy. He understood and we've actually hung out a couple times since then. Maybe I would have felt some sparks if he called me using Auto-tune. That would have definitely been interesting!
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